Monday, December 3, 2012

The Conspiracy Continues

Z: Mommy, how does Santa get in da house without us hearing? We have no fireplace!
Me: He knocks and I let him in. After all, I have to wrap the presents he brings.
Z: Whaaaaa?
Me: A few years back he decided to cut cost, and so he brings the presents and we wrap them. That's why the wrapping paper is the same.
Z: Ohhhh. Smart.

Smart indeed.

1 comment:

whynoteight said...

See, if I could just think up crazy lies like this and say them with a straight face, life would be endlessly entertaining.