Friday, December 7, 2012

He Married the Wrong Girl

Best line from yesterday--Adam: "That's just how I like my women; non-lethal."

Monday, December 3, 2012

The Conspiracy Continues

Z: Mommy, how does Santa get in da house without us hearing? We have no fireplace!
Me: He knocks and I let him in. After all, I have to wrap the presents he brings.
Z: Whaaaaa?
Me: A few years back he decided to cut cost, and so he brings the presents and we wrap them. That's why the wrapping paper is the same.
Z: Ohhhh. Smart.

Smart indeed.