V (about creating a level for the game Portal 2): Ha! I think I've invented one that even DAD can't beat.
Me: (evil laugh)
Me: If Dad can't beat it, he goes in and changes it.
Me: You remember that horrific gun-happy maze of death where you
dropped us down a thousand feel into pitch black hole and we had to feel
our way out?
Me: Yeah, he added lights.
V: (sighs) I guess I'm gonna have to go look at all my boards again.
I can't decide who's the evil genius, my boy or my husband.