Thursday, January 29, 2009

Convesation with a Toddler: Bad Language

"Yes, Joshua and Natali are coming right now. They won't be here for a while, but they are coming right now."
"Alright, Mommy, but you've been very naughty, 'cause, 'cause you said a bad word."
Silence
"A bad wOo-rd."
"What bad word was that?"
"Tomorrow. Yesterday, you said they wouldn't be here 'til tomorrow. And that's a bad word. Okay."
"Uh."
"A good word is now. Alright?"
"Um."
"Don't for-get-it."