Thursday, June 14, 2007

Conversations with a Toddler-- In Traffic

Me: Valor, can you say "car?"
Val: Caaar
Me: Val, can you say "van?"
Val: Vannnn
Me: How about "yield?"
Val: "Eeled."
Me: Very good! What about "speed limit?"
Val: Vrooooom!
Pause.
BJ: He is his father's son.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Isn't It Supposed to be "Redneck?"

My husband's computer store has been cleared out, and some of the remains have taken temporary residence in our home. Andy's reaction to the pile?

"We're Silicon Valley white-trash."