Me: Good morning Sunshine!
Valor: (giggle) Dah!
Valor: (looks confused)...
Adam: Mommy just blew you a kiss! She loves you. Can you blow Mommy a kiss?
Val: Mmmmmmwah! (giggle)
Me: Yea! Yea!
Adam: You blew Mommy a kiss and made her very happy.
(I turn to go upstairs and run right into Large-Hard to Miss- Chair. Tangle self in chair.)
Adam: And then she promptly dies on a chair.
Adam: (turning away with indifference) Oh well. At least she died happy.